Dry Cleaning Conspiracy

Clothes that can't be washed in water, when the world's surface is covered by 71% water; when the body that it goes on is 60% water; when on any given day in the averge human's life, water can fall right out of the sky onto the clothing he is wearing (well, unless you've been living in Austin lately, that is. What a drought) what else would you call it?

Yes, I put the dry cleaning into the washer again, so what?

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