Multi-Level Marketing; No, It Doesn't Pay.

Still going through the back issues of Skeptic's Guide to the Universe. In addition to noting the passage of Perry DeAngeles (who's unique take on the subject of skepticism marked the early episodes so powerfully) and running across the odd bit of trivia, the interviews are the things that keep me listening.

In episode #135 the interviewee is Robert FitzPatrick.  I wish I had run across this guy and his invaluable information before I signed up for Amway way back when; I would have saved myself a lot of pain, worry and expense.  Luckily the Wife and I are pretty savvy when it comes to counting pennies (I only wish I was that savvy when it comes to sales pitches. I'm getting there) and it only took a few months before we realized that the cost of the goods from Amway and their online presence Quixtar, even at the 'discounted' rate, was more than equivalent quality products available from any big box retailer.

So many of the things that Mr. FitzPatrick related in the interview reminded me of my experiences with my 'upline' and Amway, that I kept getting chills thinking about how close I was to buying into the whole twisted mindset of selling people something that I needed them to buy, simply because I needed them to buy it. It really is a cult mentality; and they are hardly the only group I've gotten in with that, when looked at through the lens of hindsight, look suspect on that score.

To this day, every time I'm confronted with a direct-selling scheme, I cringe. There are far, far more of them out there now than there have ever been in the past, and the internet appears to be the vehicle allowing these 'businesses' to flourish.  We've come a long way from the days when the Amway guy could show up at your door, selling soap at a price where, in rural America, it seemed like a bargain since you didn't have to go out and get it.  Amazon may not pay me to buy products from them, but it's hard to argue that their prices are driven by anything other than fair market value.  More than I can say for most direct sell products.


I wanted to add a shameless plug for Mr. FitzPatrick's site Pyramid Scheme Alert.  It really is too bad that no one takes the subject of these schemes seriously.



John Oliver does his usual best take-down of MLM here.



Ever wonder what is in all those self-storage units? Think about it for a bit.

Dr. Who Christmas Special. My First Amazon Review. A Twofer.

Image courtesy BBC
& Dalekdom on Deviantart
available on Amazon.com
Posted here on Amazon.

Let me set something straight. I love Doctor Who. I have watched every episode available from the First Hartnell to the latest Matt Smith. My cable system and PVR let me down and didn't record this years Christmas Special, (wasn't marked "new" apparently) so kudos to Amazon for having it available to purchase and stream (can I get a round figure on what it would cost to own all of the Doctor this way? Less than 5 figures, please) Doctor Who remains Doctor Who whether we're talking about Hartnell's Captain Kangaroo delivery, Pertwee's 007 flamboyancy, Tom Baker's charming teeth and curls, or Matt Smith doing a fair impression of Troughton's second doctor. It's all British, it's all time traveling entertainment on a grand scale.

Watch this one, it's good.

However, I write this post because, once again, I'm sent a message by Amazon asking me "how many stars I would give this show". The same hook they use each time I purchase ANYTHING. From a song to a book to a movie that is 20 years old; to this film (which could probably benefit from a positive review) and each time I fall for the hook and wander over here, it's demanded of me that I wax verbose on the subject of whatever it is. If I've purchased a single song, I cannot leave a review without writing an essay about it! That is simply ridiculous.

Please. Please, I'm begging here. Remove the requirement that essays be written for each and every product that you purchase, just so you can give an 'attay boy' to something that deserves it, without having to struggle with wit and punctuation, and heaven forbid CAPS LOCK. Let us just give a star rating, please? At least quit pretending in your e-mails that a star rating is all you want.