The image is attempting to show how silly it is to say that Libertarians are Democrats or Republicans. Stealing votes from Democrats or Republicans. However, there is a problem in their logic, which I will illustrate literally.
Gary Johnson is Crystal Pepsi, not Dr. Pepper. If it means anything, the Orange Hate-Monkey is Pepsi laced with arsenic.
Clinton is not Coke, but then neither is Coke these days. Lacking access to a Coke (to take the metaphor to its proper conclusion) I'll vote for the thing that says it's a Coke. At least the can is the right color and the drink will be carbonated and not too sweet.
I don't like Dr. Pepper anyway.
Just in case that isn't clear enough, I will elaborate further. Gary Johnson and much of the Libertarian Party (LP) philosophy and platform is Republican. I know they insist they are different, but in reality the GOP morphed into a variation of the LP about the time Reagan was President. They've been becoming more and more the LP as the Tea Party took over with each succeeding election since that time.
So there are still only two flavors to choose from. That is by design. The system only works the way we see it working, unless we take the effort and energy to alter it's framework.
Facebook status and consequent comments incorporated and backdated to the blog.